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Edition No. 8 | March 31, 2023
As has become the norm, I apologize for how late this week’s newsletter is going out. My time this week was spent diving to the deepest depths of Masters information, both in preparation for covering the event as well as for the purpose of getting The Golf Record, the historical statistics site we’re building, launched.
I feel like Jordan Spieth in saying … it’s close. Updates here.
Although the site itself is still rather crude and not what it will eventually be, I’m excited to show it to you, to iterate it and to keep adding to it. Nothing like it currently exists, which is exciting. I’m also excited for people to (finally) be able to publicly search for who has the most top 10s over the last 10 years instead of building their own pivot tables in Google Sheets.
Onto the newsletter. This one will be a bit shorter (probably a lie), and I’ll have another one early in Masters week for you as well.
All very routine sports stuff.
1. The Safari
F1 in Monaco
Matt Fitzpatrick at the 2023 Match Play
The above photos both depict professional sporting events in which tens of million dollars are at stake. One looks exactly like you would think a professional sporting event in which tens of millions of dollars are at stake would look. The other looks like an Englishman got scammed into paying for “the safari of a lifetime” and the best thing he saw was a rogue lemur.
2. Golf Media in 2023
I enjoyed this tweet from Will because it was very much in my “this cannot be happening” wheelhouse. Here’s the deal, though. The media winners in 2023 either 1. Don’t take themselves too seriously 2. Are in on the joke or 3. Both.
Rory is (obviously) unique in that he’s willing to talk prestige TV with folks who want to talk about it, but this backdoor route to covering a sport is the future.
Does that mean every interaction with players and teams is going to be wink-wink-y like this? No, and it shouldn’t be. But acknowledging the absurdity of the media industry in general by doing an absurd thing like this (that simultaneously shines a light on the thing you are covering!) is where I think a lot of people have found success in their careers.
If you don’t believe me, go look up somebody named Coffeezilla (actual name).
3. Jordan
I honestly have nothing to add other than what I imagine Greller looked like throughout. Basically choose your reaction. Perhaps all of the above.
A moment, quote, sidebar or tidbit I enjoyed thinking about this week.
I wrote last week that this sentence from Rory to NLU changes professional golf: “Honestly, for me, the major championships are the biggest deal, so if the PGA Tour doesn't implement it, I might still play the Model Local Rule ball, because I know that that'll give me the best chance and the best preparation leading into the major championships.”
That sounds dramatic, and perhaps it is, but it does change professional golf.
The talk up to that point had been about how the Tour, which has been kinda feeling itself (in large part to Rory galvanizing everybody around him over the last six months) might stand up to the major organizations and say it is not going to implement the ball rollback. Most players spoke out against the change, and the Tour itself released a statement that said, basically, yeah we’re gonna fact check all this.
The Tour is clearly enjoying this heater it’s on that has it closer to in perception to the USGA and Augusta National than it has been in many years. So it’s not inconceivable that the Tour actually would tell the majors that it is not going down that reduced-flight path. This would obviously be a bit of a disaster for the sport.
But the bigger disaster — especially from a PR standpoint — is this hypothetical for the Tour: You choose to say to no to the major organizations on a reduced-flight ball, but your best, most marketable superstar, the guy intent on propping up your business in the middle of its biggest crisis in years, uses it in your events anyway, thus completely negating the importance of your league and its events.
Is Rory actually going to use a reduced-flight ball at places like Riv and Phoenix and Bay Hill with $20M and a bunch of titles on the table? I highly doubt it. But if you’re the Tour, can you afford to call that bluff? I don’t think you can.
Succession and power and such.
“Picasso,” the woman said. “It only took you thirty seconds to draw this little masterpiece.” “My good woman,” Picasso said, “It took me thirty years to draw that masterpiece in thirty seconds.” -Nathan Baugh (and many others)
It’s a great quote with about 1,000 life lessons.
This week’s question of the week wasn’t one I thought of but instead comes from Jordan O’Brien on Twitter.
Many people on Twitter thought this was sadistic and perhaps even masochistic. Me? I loved it. This is literally the type of stuff I spend my time covering golf thinking about.
As for the answer? I’ve always thought the more detached you are from the person who is performing the activity with your life on the line, the better. That is, you should always pick Brooks Koepka in hypotheticals like these because he for sure would not care if you lived or died and thus you would receive 100 percent of his skill level. Spieth and Rory would both care, but I think Spieth could talk himself in circles to the point that he would forget the premise of the entire exercise, and therefore he would be my choice.
The funniest answer came from Derrick Lindley (as long as he was in fact joking).
👉️ Joel Beall on Augusta National’s future was pretty incredible. Surely I am the first person to recommend this piece.
👉️ The Data Golf major vs. non-major piece is always worth a revisit around major time. The Tiger line is lol.
👉️ Justin Ray on what it takes to win at ANGC should not be very surprising, but it is quite good.
👉️ This thread from Jamie Kennedy on the top five shots you enjoy at ANGC is awesome. More great questions like this!
👉️ This thread on a bunch of statistics you probably aren’t paying attention to is wild.
👉️ Bama Bearcat’s look at how the Masters began is predictably excellent.
True sicko behavior within the golf community.
This week’s is a pretty simple, straightforward text from a buddy the other day that made me laugh when I got it. Here’s what it said …
“Nicolai Højgaard was in my dream last night …. Something is wrong with me.”
This one also got me good.
5: There are a million unfathomable Tiger Woods stats, and this one is up there. The Masters tracks leads and co-leads after the first three rounds. Arnold Palmer has the most with 14. Some of those came in the same event, obviously, so he might lead after Round 1 and Round 2 of a Masters, and that would be two of the 14. Palmer went on to win four Masters.
Jack led or co-led 13 times after one of the first three rounds. He won six Masters. Spieth (!) has led or co-led after one of the first three rounds eight times. He’s won one Masters although that can’t possibly be correct I will email ANGC after I send this newsletter and tell them about their error.
Tiger? He’s led or co-led after one of the first three rounds five times.
He’s won five Masters.
☕️☕️☕️
Quotes worth thinking about.
It's difficult because you've just got to trust your hand. I remember talking to Tiger about it all the time. Like how did you make the changes? He goes, I just trusted my hands out there, even though he changed his swing.” -Jason Day
Day said this last week after Match Play, and I thought it was such a cool way to think about, well, anything, any job, any craft, anything you’re building. I will continue to work in the private darkness, yes, but when the spotlight turns on, all I have is trust.
I want to set the record straight here. From the desk of Kyle Goodwin Porter, let me officially announce that I could not be more pro-Uncrustables. We had them in our media snack area at Phoenix this year, and I may have eaten 10+ over five days. I did find it amusing, though, that even with $6M and the biggest title of his life on the table in Austin, this is what a pro would turn to. Uncrustables remain undefeated.
Burns, by the way, shot his own best ball 56 at Austin Country Club across two rounds on the final day. Elmo fire gif.
My family had its annual Masters draft/pizza party last night. The participants and the draft order.
1. Jack (age 6)
2. Hannah (age 10)
3. Jude (age 9)
4. Dad (me)
5. Mom (my wife)
6. Sadie (3, a menace)
Here’s how the draft played out, and buddy the kids enjoyed me reading the commentary from those who were dialed on Twitter.
My wife’s LIV troll job was amusing until she started getting steep on the OWGR (which she knows nothing about) and why it should be abolished. The kids wanted to eject after that.
Also: I have since been informed that Paul Casey is not in this year’s event and have personally assigned Abraham Ancer to my wife’s team.
I’ll be giving away a pair of TRUE kicks to a randomly drawn referrer (just use the link below) once we hit 5,000 subscribers (currently at 4,760). The more referrals you rack up, the better your chance to win!
If you’re new here, you can subscribe below.
Edition No. 8 | March 31, 2023
As has become the norm, I apologize for how late this week’s newsletter is going out. My time this week was spent diving to the deepest depths of Masters information, both in preparation for covering the event as well as for the purpose of getting The Golf Record, the historical statistics site we’re building, launched.
I feel like Jordan Spieth in saying … it’s close. Updates here.
Although the site itself is still rather crude and not what it will eventually be, I’m excited to show it to you, to iterate it and to keep adding to it. Nothing like it currently exists, which is exciting. I’m also excited for people to (finally) be able to publicly search for who has the most top 10s over the last 10 years instead of building their own pivot tables in Google Sheets.
Onto the newsletter. This one will be a bit shorter (probably a lie), and I’ll have another one early in Masters week for you as well.
All very routine sports stuff.
1. The Safari
F1 in Monaco
Matt Fitzpatrick at the 2023 Match Play
The above photos both depict professional sporting events in which tens of million dollars are at stake. One looks exactly like you would think a professional sporting event in which tens of millions of dollars are at stake would look. The other looks like an Englishman got scammed into paying for “the safari of a lifetime” and the best thing he saw was a rogue lemur.
2. Golf Media in 2023
I enjoyed this tweet from Will because it was very much in my “this cannot be happening” wheelhouse. Here’s the deal, though. The media winners in 2023 either 1. Don’t take themselves too seriously 2. Are in on the joke or 3. Both.
Rory is (obviously) unique in that he’s willing to talk prestige TV with folks who want to talk about it, but this backdoor route to covering a sport is the future.
Does that mean every interaction with players and teams is going to be wink-wink-y like this? No, and it shouldn’t be. But acknowledging the absurdity of the media industry in general by doing an absurd thing like this (that simultaneously shines a light on the thing you are covering!) is where I think a lot of people have found success in their careers.
If you don’t believe me, go look up somebody named Coffeezilla (actual name).
3. Jordan
I honestly have nothing to add other than what I imagine Greller looked like throughout. Basically choose your reaction. Perhaps all of the above.
A moment, quote, sidebar or tidbit I enjoyed thinking about this week.
I wrote last week that this sentence from Rory to NLU changes professional golf: “Honestly, for me, the major championships are the biggest deal, so if the PGA Tour doesn't implement it, I might still play the Model Local Rule ball, because I know that that'll give me the best chance and the best preparation leading into the major championships.”
That sounds dramatic, and perhaps it is, but it does change professional golf.
The talk up to that point had been about how the Tour, which has been kinda feeling itself (in large part to Rory galvanizing everybody around him over the last six months) might stand up to the major organizations and say it is not going to implement the ball rollback. Most players spoke out against the change, and the Tour itself released a statement that said, basically, yeah we’re gonna fact check all this.
The Tour is clearly enjoying this heater it’s on that has it closer to in perception to the USGA and Augusta National than it has been in many years. So it’s not inconceivable that the Tour actually would tell the majors that it is not going down that reduced-flight path. This would obviously be a bit of a disaster for the sport.
But the bigger disaster — especially from a PR standpoint — is this hypothetical for the Tour: You choose to say to no to the major organizations on a reduced-flight ball, but your best, most marketable superstar, the guy intent on propping up your business in the middle of its biggest crisis in years, uses it in your events anyway, thus completely negating the importance of your league and its events.
Is Rory actually going to use a reduced-flight ball at places like Riv and Phoenix and Bay Hill with $20M and a bunch of titles on the table? I highly doubt it. But if you’re the Tour, can you afford to call that bluff? I don’t think you can.
Succession and power and such.
“Picasso,” the woman said. “It only took you thirty seconds to draw this little masterpiece.” “My good woman,” Picasso said, “It took me thirty years to draw that masterpiece in thirty seconds.” -Nathan Baugh (and many others)
It’s a great quote with about 1,000 life lessons.
This week’s question of the week wasn’t one I thought of but instead comes from Jordan O’Brien on Twitter.
Many people on Twitter thought this was sadistic and perhaps even masochistic. Me? I loved it. This is literally the type of stuff I spend my time covering golf thinking about.
As for the answer? I’ve always thought the more detached you are from the person who is performing the activity with your life on the line, the better. That is, you should always pick Brooks Koepka in hypotheticals like these because he for sure would not care if you lived or died and thus you would receive 100 percent of his skill level. Spieth and Rory would both care, but I think Spieth could talk himself in circles to the point that he would forget the premise of the entire exercise, and therefore he would be my choice.
The funniest answer came from Derrick Lindley (as long as he was in fact joking).
👉️ Joel Beall on Augusta National’s future was pretty incredible. Surely I am the first person to recommend this piece.
👉️ The Data Golf major vs. non-major piece is always worth a revisit around major time. The Tiger line is lol.
👉️ Justin Ray on what it takes to win at ANGC should not be very surprising, but it is quite good.
👉️ This thread from Jamie Kennedy on the top five shots you enjoy at ANGC is awesome. More great questions like this!
👉️ This thread on a bunch of statistics you probably aren’t paying attention to is wild.
👉️ Bama Bearcat’s look at how the Masters began is predictably excellent.
True sicko behavior within the golf community.
This week’s is a pretty simple, straightforward text from a buddy the other day that made me laugh when I got it. Here’s what it said …
“Nicolai Højgaard was in my dream last night …. Something is wrong with me.”
This one also got me good.
5: There are a million unfathomable Tiger Woods stats, and this one is up there. The Masters tracks leads and co-leads after the first three rounds. Arnold Palmer has the most with 14. Some of those came in the same event, obviously, so he might lead after Round 1 and Round 2 of a Masters, and that would be two of the 14. Palmer went on to win four Masters.
Jack led or co-led 13 times after one of the first three rounds. He won six Masters. Spieth (!) has led or co-led after one of the first three rounds eight times. He’s won one Masters although that can’t possibly be correct I will email ANGC after I send this newsletter and tell them about their error.
Tiger? He’s led or co-led after one of the first three rounds five times.
He’s won five Masters.
☕️☕️☕️
Quotes worth thinking about.
It's difficult because you've just got to trust your hand. I remember talking to Tiger about it all the time. Like how did you make the changes? He goes, I just trusted my hands out there, even though he changed his swing.” -Jason Day
Day said this last week after Match Play, and I thought it was such a cool way to think about, well, anything, any job, any craft, anything you’re building. I will continue to work in the private darkness, yes, but when the spotlight turns on, all I have is trust.
I want to set the record straight here. From the desk of Kyle Goodwin Porter, let me officially announce that I could not be more pro-Uncrustables. We had them in our media snack area at Phoenix this year, and I may have eaten 10+ over five days. I did find it amusing, though, that even with $6M and the biggest title of his life on the table in Austin, this is what a pro would turn to. Uncrustables remain undefeated.
Burns, by the way, shot his own best ball 56 at Austin Country Club across two rounds on the final day. Elmo fire gif.
My family had its annual Masters draft/pizza party last night. The participants and the draft order.
1. Jack (age 6)
2. Hannah (age 10)
3. Jude (age 9)
4. Dad (me)
5. Mom (my wife)
6. Sadie (3, a menace)
Here’s how the draft played out, and buddy the kids enjoyed me reading the commentary from those who were dialed on Twitter.
My wife’s LIV troll job was amusing until she started getting steep on the OWGR (which she knows nothing about) and why it should be abolished. The kids wanted to eject after that.
Also: I have since been informed that Paul Casey is not in this year’s event and have personally assigned Abraham Ancer to my wife’s team.
I’ll be giving away a pair of TRUE kicks to a randomly drawn referrer (just use the link below) once we hit 5,000 subscribers (currently at 4,760). The more referrals you rack up, the better your chance to win!
If you’re new here, you can subscribe below.
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